If I don’t get rich and famous I literally have no future

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

class-struggle-anarchism:

This racially motivated murder with a knife was a few weeks ago, but you won’t have heard of it because it wasn’t a white man who got killed.

amoying:

warm soda is the worst thing that can happen